Amy Louise Irving

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Thursday, 11 July 2019

The Worst Chat Up Lines

Chat up lines are always hard to pin-point in what sort of sense of humor the other person has. I have been sent many over the years and these are some of the bad ones which I’ve been sent. These didn’t end up winning affection off me. Get ready for cringeworthy chat up lines!

1. Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!"

2. "Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them."

3. "It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out."

4. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."

5. "Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!"

6. "Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long."

7. "Hey, girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!"

8. "I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you."

9. "Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!"

10. "Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you."

11. "Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel."

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